Warriors Spoof!

[Gosh]

Sentmail giggled. "Now, uh, I gotta find out who dis is too." Her concentration on spelling loosened as she tried to get the envelope off her head, but it was stuck. "Oh noes! Can u c who dis is too?" She growled in frustration and bashed her head against a tree, but the envelope stayed on. So she gave out a long wail before she fainted.

Santaclaw grumbled, "Logical, yes, but-" He cut off as he heard Sentmail. "Arghhh! My ears! Naughty she-cat, naughty!" he moaned.

[duckyaisha]

Wiimote was confused. "What is wrong? What happened to your ears? Should I send Bowser after the she-cat?" Wiimote asked. His ears weren't injured because he hadn't been paying attention to the roleplay, only to Santaclaw and Fallenemostar.


Birdybird screeched, flying around in circles. "POMGOMGOMGOMGOMOGMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMOMG!" she yelled. "Sentmayl iz havin a seezure!!!!!1!11q!1q1qQ!q1Q1!!!11q!q!!1!1!!1Seleven!!11!11one!!!!" She flew around and around until she crashed. "OWCH!"