Warriors Spoof!

[duckyaisha]

I'll be Birdybird and Wiimote. Wiimote is deputy. Leader is reserved by Riversword, so is medicine cat.
Okay, River, GET OVER HERE!

[Gosh]

Ooh! Can I join? I'll be Sentmail and Santaclaw.

[duckyaisha]

Alright.
I'll start.
Birdybird ran to teh edge of the cliff, the single feather on her head fluttering. "Thiz time," she meowed in her crazy voice, "Iam a gunna fly!" she yowled, leaping off the cliff. "Oof. Well, tha' dind work. But I know I kin fly. I'mma related to dem birds, afder all. See dis here feder on mah hed?"


Wiimote walked along on his four little nunchuck-paws connected to his wiimote-shaped body by four scrawny cords. He paused. Then kept walking. "Hmm... What should I do?" he wondered. "Oh, I know!" He rolled onto his back and began rolling around, pressing all the buttons he could. "I feel so lonely without a wii." he meowed sadly. "And I can't even be emo, because you can't cut plastic with a razorblade!"

[✖ s a n n i]

HAHA SANTACLAW.
That's a good one, Gosh, very nice =D

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[riversword]

ooc: I will be Falllenemostar <leader> , Starrystarstarmoonfallenstarsongsun (Starry....Sun)<medicine cat>, and Powerplay<warrior>.

bic: Powerplay watched Birdybird with interest. He was a white tom with question marks covering his pelt. "So," he meowed in his deep, mysterious voice, "you think you can fly?" His light green eyes glittered with mischief. "Then so be it. GROW WINGS!" he yowled and two huge hawk wings sprouted out of Birdybird's back.

Fallenemostar gasped. "No!" sobbed Fallenemostar. Scar marks covered his scraggly pelt, and huge, sharp claws protruded from his paws. The top of an ear was missing, and most of his whiskers were jagged or drooping pathetically. "My clan is trying to kill itself!!!" he yowled in despair. His claws cut through his leg as he moaned and muttered to himself about what his clan had become.

Starry....Sun sue-ishly flew over to Fallenemostar. "Oh no!" she cried out in her annoying high voice. She began to shake in horror which caused her white pelt to glitter and shine. The light grey stars that covered her twinkled, and the purple star on her head shone a blinding light that knocked Fallenemostar unconscious. "Leader!" the sue-cat gasped.

[duckyaisha]

Birdybird gasped. "OMGZGZ! I wilz be ur slavvee furever! Now Iz can fly and rejoiwn da burdz dat are mah kinn!" she exclaimed, not bother to use spellcheck, and flew off the cliff. She flew around, but couldn't steer, since she didn't have a tail appropriate for the job, and simply flew in circles. "Lemme outa da circle!!!"

Wiimote ran to the leaders' den as fast as his stubby nunchuck legs could carry him. "Starry...Sun! What have you done! Get Redcross!" he shouted, running around in agitation.

Ooc: I'm also Redcross, the medicine cat apprentice.

Redcross woke. He was a box-shaped white tom colored like an ambulance with a bright red, flashing light located between his ears. He shot up and began yowling and sounding his siren. "RREoooowwwwwwreoowwwwrreeeoow!!"the siren wailed. Redcross dashed over to the leader's den, but tripped and flipped over onto his back. His paws flailed in the air as he tried to right himself, but his boxy frame was impossible to lift.

[riversword]

Powerplay choked with laughter. "Very...well," he meowed, trying hard no to laugh. "GROW A BIRD TAIL!" he yowled. A huge hawk tail sprouted above Birdybird's cat tail. "RREoooowwwwwwreoowwwwrreeeoow!!"
Powerplay whipped around to see Redcross flipped over. "Tch, stupid little, FLIP % And while you're at it, WAKE UP FALLENEMOSTAR!" Redcross flipped over and nudged Fallenemostar awake.

Starry....Sun turned around to face Wiimote. "Oh, hello, Wiimote. What's the problem?" she meowed in an alluring voice. Her violet eyes ly blinked at Wiimote. The beautiful, sue-ish medicine cat shook her fur which caused it to sparkle even more.

Fallenemostar woke up moaning. "Uhg...my...poor...clan..." he muttered. The powerful tom slowly got to his paws.
"Don't tell me you lost another life," hissed a voice behind him. Fallenemostar whipped around to face his most devious warrior, Powerplay.

[duckyaisha]

Redcross, on Powerplay's order's, flipped over and started yowling again. He rished to Fallenemostar, his red eyes flashing like sirens. "Reeeooowooeoorooooeoowowowoeeee!"

"Whheeee!" screeched Birdybird now that she could control her flight. She zoomed around. "Nowz I cin fla! I Canz rool da wurld! Nd I dun need no spelchek ta du it!"

Wiimote backed away. "Really, um, Starry...Sun, we have to focus on Fallenemostar here," he meowed, pointing at the leader with his cord-tail.

[Gosh]

Sentmail had just recently been made a warrior, and she was very naive, so the only part of the commotion that she noticed was Birdybird's flying. "Ooh cool!" she giggled, then called out, "Can you take me for a ride? I need to take this mail to somebody!" She giggled. On top of her head (it balanced perfectly) was a letter to somebody. She hadn't bothered to look and see who it was, though, and she giggled again.

Santaclaw grumbled. "Powerplay, watch it, or you're going on my 'Naughty' list." His eyes scoured the other cats, and he shook his head. His bright red and white fur gleamed, or at least he seemed to think so.

His eyes fell on Fallenemostar, and by accident, he spoke his thoughts aloud. "Tsk, tsk. Trying to get away from the world, are we? Perhaps someone else should be leader. Me, perhaps? I mean, I'm already making my Naughty and Nice lists every year, and I'm generous enough to give kits and elders alike presents every year."

[duckyaisha]

Redcross was confused. What should he do about Fallenemostar? He ran around the leader in circles, his siren screaming the whole time. Eventually, he fell over and began waving his wheel-legs in the air again.

Birdybird flew birdishly over to where Sentmail was waiting. "Heyyathere missy perzin-catthing. I kin take u fur a ride 'ne tyme!" she squawk-meowed. "LolZ!" she meowed and began laughing out loud. Birdybird flipped over in the air and kept laughing as she fell to the ground.

Wiimote stuttered, his blue lights flashing. "Um-um-error. I'm deputy, so wouldn't I be the logical successor of our leader?" he asked. If Santaclaw said otherwise, Wiimote could use his wii powers to call up creatures from any video game (for the wii) to stop him. This knowledge made him quite comfortable, because he knew his position was safe.