One Puddle, Please

[Cloud]

"Why thank ya." The pale gray she-cat giggled. "And I mean...makin' kits? Would ya do that?" She grinned, golden eyes wide as she purred slightly.

[Ten]

Now he understood. It was perfect--he could do this. How could he fail? It would create new Clanners without the hassle of converting cons. For the first time in a long time, a true smile lit up Shortwhisker's splotched face. "Are you k-kidding?" he purred in response, a definite affirmative. And with that, he gave in to a swell of hormones.

ooc| Mini time jump...

[Cloud]

OOC: o.e Irony, irony, irony.

Hailpaw felt so happy, so very euphoric. Two in one day, that was better than anything she'd had, ever. "Thank ya so much." She grinned lazily, rolling around in the sand like a kit as her went dizzy with pleasure. "Wha's ya name, anyway?"

[Ten]

"Shortwhisker," he yawned, kneading the dust. Soothed and relaxed, he found articulation easier. "Th-thank you, very much, my lovely queen. Now you m-must raise all my kits to be p-proper Clanners. I c-can help you with their training, if you want."

[Cloud]

"Mm..wha?" Hailpaw rolled so that she was looking at Shortwhisker's face upside down. Had he really said Clanners? Oh well. In her happiness daze she guessed it didn't matter - after all, she was really only a con because of what she liked to do, otherwise she could have just as easily become a Clanner to spite her hypocritical, tyrant mother's beliefs.

"I guess, Shorty...I guess that sounds okay..." She yawned herself. She was getting sleepy.

[Ten]

"Wh-what? You g-guess? No, n-no, th-this is i-import-tant!" Shortwhisker tried to push her onto her paws with her nose. "L-listen to me! They h-have to be s-strong, st-staunch Clanners!"

[Cloud]

Hailpaw blinked groggily as the black and white tom tried to get her up. She rose slowly, sand spilling off her pelt, grumbling slightly. She didn't want to fight the tom; and after all, what did she care if her kits were Clanners if she could still do as she wished once they were grown?

"Fine, fine, Clannas' 'tis. Tell me sumthin', though, ah' ya in da Experimen' thingy?"

Hailpaw didn't much like the Experiment, but she supposed she little enough to worry about now, if they were all as willing as this tom, and he seemed a Clanner to the core, so why not?

[Ten]

"Yes, I-I... Yes." Shortwhisker's suspicions were rising. He narrowed his eyes. "A-aren't you a C-Clanner?"

[Cloud]

"Nah." She yawned again, her yellow teeth and pink tongue showing comically before she closed her mouth. "But da only reason Imma' con is 'cause I like goin' around and doin' what I jus' did." She snickered, and added, "That'd be restricted in a Clan, am I right?"

[Ten]

Shortwhisker's jaw dropped. Otherwise frozen, he began to shake. A few clipped noises came from his mouth as he tried to speak, and at last he managed, "I-I... I... Y-You're a c-con? YOU'RE A CON?"