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Post by duckyaisha on Dec 1, 2009 6:44:48 GMT -5
Because she thinks you're Edward Cullen in diguise
Because she is random like that.
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Post by Cloud on Dec 1, 2009 21:51:24 GMT -5
Hell Heck no. I HATE the Twilight series with every scrap of contempt and disdain in my body. May Stephanie Meyer have to do community service for the rest of her life.
And yes, I am random like that. And reassured by Ten's reply because I know Ten is a good person. o3o
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Post by duckyaisha on Dec 2, 2009 17:28:20 GMT -5
Hell Heck no. I HATE the Twilight series with every scrap of contempt and disdain in my body. May Stephanie Meyer have to do community service for the rest of her life.
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Hey, me too! Something we have in common.
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Post by Cloud on Dec 2, 2009 18:46:59 GMT -5
Ducky, my liking/respect for you has increased.  |
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Post by duckyaisha on Dec 3, 2009 6:54:18 GMT -5
Same here.
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Post by Cloud on Dec 5, 2009 2:13:40 GMT -5
Chapter 12
“…circling in his nest yet again.”
That’s some big nest there. It also makes me think he’s an osprey or something.
“Had they come to ask for help? But why now, under cover of darkness?”
This is WindClan we’re talking about, they’ve just showed up in ThunderClan’s camp. And Lionpaw thinks this utterly stupid and arrogant thought. GEE GOSH I WONDER IF THEY’RE ATTACKING HRMMM? But no, Lionpaw, as part of InsuriClan, naturally assumes that the CATS OF A RIVAL CLAN ARE COMING FOR HELP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. HOW BEEPING STUPID IS HE? Very.
……Ladies and Gentlemen? Our stu hero.
“Peering out, Lionpaw saw thin shadows streaming through the thorn tunnel. The light-footed shapes were filling the clearing, hardly visible under the moonless sky.”
Wait…it’s night…no sun …moonless sky…then how are there shadows? Why lack of logic of course! Really, I don’t know why many cats in Erinland aren’t dead/incapacitated yet, considering their lack of basic brain usage. It really makes me wonder whether the Erins care about their charries at all.
“He blinked in disbelief. An invasion?”
1. When an invasion happens, you DO NOT I repeat DO NOT BLINK in disbelief. Blinking expresses goose eggs in my book. You gasp, snarl, growl, I don’t care what, but SOMETHING besides flipping BLINK.
2. Ooh how DARE WindClan invade BlunderClan?/heavy sarcasm. And yes it is an invasion Lionpaw you moron, WHY AREN’T YOU FREAKING DOING SOMETHING YOU USELESS STU?
-goes to hurl herself off the metaphorical balcony into the imaginary volcano-
Better now. Moving on.
“He lashed out at the barrage of paws, keeping his hind paws firmly planted against the onslaught.”
I’m a bit confused here. I’m guessing that he’s standing on his hind legs, lashing out with his front against his attackers. Well, apparently Lionpaw is also a genetic anomaly and has extra forepaws, and extremely good balance on his hind legs, which is very difficult for cats to do for long periods of time. And also, apparently none of the WindClan cats have the brains to attack him from behind and just go like dummies in a line up to him to get their furry rears whipped. My faith in them is almost at my faith level in BlunderClan, which is lower than the Mariana Trench is below sea level.
“This was no time for questions.”
Poor Lionpaw, he isn’t aware that everything he does creates questions. Namely, mine.
““Circle the clearing and pick off the outsiders!” Lionpaw ordered.”
The warriors who finally got their butts out of their den three sentences ago, long after Lionpaw screeched (yes, I did think of a bird when I read that) the alarm. Wait…I thought there was a cat on guard every night? What happened to them? But anyway, back to my main point, which is that Lion here should not be giving the orders, no matter how Special he is. The warriors who are in charge here despite not having any more intelligence than him should do that.
“ThunderClan must learn that they are not the most important Clan in the forest.”
I LIKE Onestar! I do, I do, I do! He speaks the gospel truth to Failstar’s mutated face! –starts a Onestar fan club-
“Where would any of the Clans be now if it weren’t for Firestar?”
They would be here. With far less stupidity in them. Though knowing the Erins, perhaps not. One can always hope.
““Brambleclaw!” He turned to his deputy. “Why wasn’t the entrance guarded tonight?”
Brambleclaw’s gaze darkened. “The extra patrols have stretched us to the limit.””
GASP!!! Logical question with logical answer! I think I might faint in excitement!
“He had been talking with Brambleclaw in the middle of the moonlit clearing.”
We were told it was a moonless night. Now it’s saying this is a moonlit clearing.
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Continuity……may we mourn for it. –holds flowers with solemn expression-
“Dustpelt and Brambleclawbegan to gather their patrols, choosing cats with a flick of their tail.”
Short summary of what has happened: WindClan attacked ThunderClan’s camp. After being fought somewhat, WindClan goes off. Then a patrol is sent to make sure WindClan crossed the border. Which they didn’t. Instead, Lionpaw (who was on the patrol) figures out that they’ve been using the tunnels to get into BlunderClan territory.
Also, WindClan has split up into three different patrols, each heading for a specific place in ThunderClan territory. The patrol that was sent discovers this and comes back to tell Failstar, who then organizes his own patrol, and tells Bramble and Dust to pick theirs, each is going to go out and fight one of the WindClan patrols. Long, I know, but bear with me.
SO! It’s patrol picking time. Which makes patrols sound like fruit. Anyway. Apparently Dustpelt and Brambleclaw share one huge cat tail, connected to both their bodies. Weird anatomy much? Also, instead of using their huge cat tail to point at cats (the poor freaked out things) they could just SAY “I want you, you and you on my patrol.” There! Wasn’t that simple?
“Jaypaw’s gray pelt shimmered in the moonlight…”
Ooh something shiny! Maybe it’s valuable! No, wait, it’s just Jaystu. –throws a rock at him-
“Perhaps he was just worried about them.”
In spite of Sir Idiot being a jerk, he does sometimes care about siblings, which as brother I think you know, Lionpaw. You’re going into battle against an invading Clan, duh he’s worried.
“She had watched her mate leave for battle many times, but it was harder to say good-bye to one of her kits.”
She has three other children. Apparently they mean very little because suddenly Foxpaw (the kit in mention) is very special indeed as his mommy is saying good-bye to him. Poor Spiderleg and Birchfall, they must feel so shunned.
My apologies for abusing capital letters.
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Post by duckyaisha on Dec 5, 2009 21:43:18 GMT -5
Oh sTaRrrzies (lolwhat? the censors gotcha)! Two logical sentences in a row? Who wrote those two?
And it's okay, the capital letters forgive you.
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Post by Ten on Dec 5, 2009 22:15:04 GMT -5
"And reassured by Ten's reply because I know Ten is a good person."
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You didn't answer my question.
"Blinking expresses goose eggs in my book."
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Might be a cultural thing, but where I come from, people treat a blink (paired with a blank look) like an expression.
"WHY AREN’T YOU FREAKING DOING SOMETHING YOU USELESS STU?"
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He might be in shock.
“He lashed out at the barrage of paws, keeping his hind paws firmly planted against the onslaught.”
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Just no.
"Lion here should not be giving the orders"
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Yeah, what's up with that?
“ThunderClan must learn that they are not the most important Clan in the forest.”
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True, but... is that the only reason they attacked?
“Where would any of the Clans be now if it weren’t for Firestar?”
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Is Firestar the leader of all four Clans now?
“The extra patrols have stretched us to the limit.”
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Those extra patrols sound counterproductive.
"We were told it was a moonless night. Now it’s saying this is a moonlit clearing."
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Huh. Good call.
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Post by Cloud on Dec 6, 2009 15:44:02 GMT -5
"Might be a cultural thing, but where I come from, people treat a blink (paired with a blank look) like an expression."
Must be. Far as I know no one does that in New England.
"Just no"
Inorite? I'm seriously starting to think Erinland cats can walk on their hind legs like Garfield does.
"Yeah, what's up with that?"
He's an arrogant moron. Case closed.
"True, but... is that the only reason they attacked?"
WindClan was hungry. The dogs, cats in sheep costumes, and Twolegs were frightening away their prey.
"Is Firestar the leader of all four Clans now?"
It's believed he actually was, at one point. Sad, eh?
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Post by Ten on Dec 6, 2009 15:53:07 GMT -5
"Must be."
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It's... more the lack of reaction than anything else.
"WindClan was hungry."
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They could have asked Firestar for food and he'd have given it to them. Diplomatic fail.
Anyway, why didn't they expand their territory in the other direction? Were the dogs/humans/whatevers just now starting to frighten prey, and not before, when the Clans were picking a territory? Why is that?
"It's believed he actually was, at one point."
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Whoa, what?
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