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Post by Cloud on Nov 25, 2009 9:24:28 GMT -5
I know, right? I swear Jayfeather's going to discover he's gay in the next series or something. I'd like him to, at least. >.>
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Post by Ten on Nov 25, 2009 11:39:52 GMT -5
"Mmm...licking can be fierce. It often isn't, but my cat (who has issues) sometimes licks herself so hard raw patches appear on her skin. But that takes time."
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That's quantity, not quality.
"Remind me again why the Clans depend on them."
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Erin tells them to.
"-takes it happily and passes Ten a piece of cake-"
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mmmm, cake.
"Now I'm thinking that Lionpaw is Astro Boy in disguise."
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heck yes.
"it’s the only option available to them"
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No it's not.
"Leafpool randomly had lead attached to her butt?"
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ThunderClan buttkissing Leafpool would explain the apparent lead poisoning.
But no, sitting down heavily just means you're moving slow and tired or something.
"Is it just me or is Jay getting a bit….serious…about a piece of wood?"
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It's an official shipping. I'm serious. They've got a name for it on Warriors Wish.
"Swallow him?"
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common bit of personification. What I'm still wondering about is Firestar pulling Jerkface out with his tail, for the reasons you addressed.
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Post by Cloud on Nov 25, 2009 11:48:15 GMT -5
"That's quantity, not quality."
Aha.
"Erin tells them to."
True. Because technically they ARE StarClan. Now that's a scary thought.
"mmmm, cake."
-puts a big poster saying Party For Mocking the Erins! here- -invites everyone on Starless-
-procures tasty snacks-
"No it's not"
Tell me what the other option is.
"ThunderClan buttkissing Leafpool would explain the apparent lead poisoning.
But no, sitting down heavily just means you're moving slow and tired or something"
XD Yes. They all kiss Leafsue's butt and that's why they're all deluded/insane/stupid. Mmm, true about the sitting down part. But it doesn't make sense as Leafsue wasn't tired or slow at the time.
"t's an official shipping. I'm serious. They've got a name for it on Warriors Wish."
I know. JayxStick, I've seen it. Seriously, though. He has issues.
"common bit of personification. What I'm still wondering about is Firestar pulling Jerkface out with his tail, for the reasons you addressed."
Yeah, remember when Brightheart did it in The Sight? I know it's in your journals.
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Post by Ten on Nov 25, 2009 12:02:32 GMT -5
"Tell me what the other option is."
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dunno, what's the situation? I just know stealing is never your only option.
"JayxStick, I've seen it."
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Woodenshipping, they call it.
.... -munches snacks-
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Post by Cloud on Nov 25, 2009 12:32:58 GMT -5
Woodenshipping. xD Now I'm thinking of little carved kitties hugging each other.
-munches a few snacks, but realizes Ten has eaten many- D: Ten.
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Post by Ten on Nov 25, 2009 21:45:47 GMT -5
"little carved kitties hugging each other."
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That's much cuter.
-stops midmunch- ...what?
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Post by Cloud on Nov 26, 2009 8:00:04 GMT -5
"That's much cuter"
Aw, thanks.
Those snacks were for everyone in Starless, you silly. -orders more- Heyo peoples, party here!
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Post by duckyaisha on Nov 26, 2009 9:01:06 GMT -5
"Now I'm thinking that Lionpaw is Astro Boy in disguise."
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Naw, Astroboy's too cool for Lionstu.
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Post by Cloud on Nov 26, 2009 17:17:31 GMT -5
True, Ducky. -offers Ducky a snack-
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Post by Cloud on Nov 27, 2009 0:46:12 GMT -5
Chapter 9
“He could hear Leafpool stretching in her nest. It must be dawn.”
That magical alarm clock of his sure is useful. I want one.
“Quickly, he pressed Cinderpaw against the thorny hedge and flicked his tail across her mouth to silence her gasp.”
Yes, pushing an injured cat into SHARP POINTY THINGS is going to stop them gasping. That makes so much sense. And yes, Jaypaw too has a supertail. I'm starting to wonder if the warrior cats are related to Mr. Fantastic.
“The moment the bramble-covered entrance swished shut...”
Because brambles can totally swish. They're thorn bushes, but OF COURSE they can swish like a curtain. Hunter logic yay. -_-
““I'm not getting much choice,” she grumbled.”
No, Cinderpaw, you have plenty of choice. If you liked, you could tell Jaypaw to shut the flip up and go back to the medicine den. In fact, please do so. He can't make you do anything, even if he is Uber Super Special.
“Once they reached the trees, Jaypaw relaxed a little. They would be out of sight of the camp guard and any patrols here.”
Apparently BlunderClan cats have suddenly lost all sense of smell. Poor kitties.
“The smooth grass beyond the trees was slippery, and they slid and stumbled down the slope towards the lake.”
Again with the slippery grass. How can grass be slippery? It's a thin, easily breakable plant, epecially for cats with claws. Or do Jay and Cinder have no coordination skills whatsoever?
“Cinderpaw was wading deeper into the lake. She gasped as the fur lapped her belly. “You told me it wasn't cold!””
1.She's just noticing this now? I notice when water is cold right away when I get in it.
2.Fur lapping her belly. I think it's supposed to mean water unless I've been mislead and the lake is really a huuuuge blob of fur that fish can live in and boats can sail on. That's some pretty magical fur.
“But her gaze warmed his pelt.”
News flash: Leafsue has heat vision.
“Leafpool ran her tail across his damp flank.”
Leafpool must feel that since Jaypaw spent time with another female, she must reinforce her claim on him.
““I do.” Stars swirled in Willowpaw's mind.”
Either she's dizzy or like the BlunderClan medicine cats, she is a druggie. Druggie is more likely.
“Willowpaw, from this moment you will be known as Willowshine.”
Stephanie Meyer was not content with infiltrating BlunderClan, so she went to RiverClan as well.
“May you use them to serve your Clan for endless moons.”
Woah, Willowshine is immortal now? More proof of Meyer's meddling, darn her.
“An orange pelt shimmered beyond a swath of ferns.”
Ooh metallic pelt colors.
“The tom blinked in reply, his nose glistening in between sniffs.”
StarClan's health system fails big time. Especially for medicine cats.
“Littlecloud blurted his leader's name with a guilty glance over his shoulder.”
And then Blackstar who is not a medicine cat nor part of StarClan showed up and beat Littlecloud to pieces and then chewed on them.
Well, no. But Littlecloud seems to think his leader's stalking him.
““He says he wonders if StarClan meant to bring us to the lake at all!” Littlecloud burst out. Runningnose's gaze darkened. “Then you're right to be worried.””
1.Because Blackstar he knew exactly what StarClan had planned, and once he figured out they were in the wrong place because he checked his Mapquest directions, and thus was wondering why his ancestors made the mistake.
2.“Then you're right to be worried.” Nah, he just needs to clarify that StarClan have no map reading skills. It's all cool, Snuffles.
““How can that be? He's always believed.”
It's possible if he feels his religion isn't right for him and wants to switch. Of course, this isn't allowed in Erinland, or it wouldn't be if there were religions. Belief in StarClan is an insult to religions.
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