Awkward conversations are awkward

[Draco]

You know, I have the slight impression that Ten finds amusement on how quickly I'm intimidated by other people. And I just had the awkward-est experience and conversation in my life, so I thought she might get a kick out of this.
... And the rest of you can get an idea of how awkward I am. o3o;;

Anyway, I was walking home with this one girl that I was sitting on next to the bus, who I thought I just met. She asked what street I live on, and I tell her, and then I tell her where I live on the street. She asked if my grandpa lives next to me, which I replied yes to, because that is true. Then she asked about his dog, because he has a St. Bernard.
Turns out, this chick's grandma lives across the street from me and we hung out when we were younger. I've mostly forgotten about her, and she still remembers me.

... And a bit before that some dude at the bus hugged me. The worst part about that is, when I was younger and foolish, I was semi-attracted to him because he was nice/personable and I apparently live in the hood of the hood where all guys care about is if girls wear as little clothing as possible and are thin but not in certain places.

If someone wants to shoot me, they can. I won't mind.
... Or you could just laugh at me because I'm such an idiot.
Either works.

[Ten]

"You know, I have the slight impression that Ten finds amusement on how quickly I'm intimidated by other people."
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You make me sound like a sadist. D:


"Turns out, this chick's grandma lives across the street from me and we hung out when we were younger. I've mostly forgotten about her, and she still remembers me."
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ohhh awkward. >< I hate it when stuff like that happens.


"... And a bit before that some dude at the bus hugged me."
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You don't like hugs?


"If someone wants to shoot me, they can. I won't mind.
... Or you could just laugh at me because I'm such an idiot."
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fff, don't be melodramatic. Starless is a friendly place.


edit:

"I was walking home with this one girl that I was sitting on next to the bus,"
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o.o You sat on her?

[Cloud]

...lol.

I MEAN AGHFF. D: Sorry. Funny typo is funny.

[Draco]

You make me sound like a sadist. D:

~~X

YOU ARE.
JK. But, like, I seriously have that impression. I know you probably don't find it that amusing, but... I can't explain it. Dx

ohhh awkward. >< I hate it when stuff like that happens.

~~X

Me tooo. My mom actually saw this one girl, and was like, "... you went to preschool with her" and I hadn't talked to the chick in forever. Now we hate each other because I called her friend stupid. xD;;

You don't like hugs?

~~X

I like them. It's just awkward because he had totally forgotten about me, then I sat by him on the bus, and he was all, "... I know you." and then we go through the whole "I know you knew me. I was here when you were in eighth grade." "That's where I remember you from. But I totally think I forgot your name. Is it Sarah...?" "... No. :x". And so on.
But that might have just been awkward to me. I have concluded that I'm just really, really awkward.

fff, don't be melodramatic. Starless is a friendly place.

~~X

... I still wouldn't mind.

[Draco]

o.o You sat on her?

~~X

Not really, but out bus is crowded, so there are three people to a seat.
And instead of sitting close to the really big, sweaty guy who scared me, I just was squished next to her.
But that was really a typo. I'm straight. o3o;;

[Cloud]

xD You're funny Draco.

[Draco]

xD You're funny Draco.

~~X

To you, maybe. D=


AND THAT WAS TOTALLY MEANT TO BE OUR BUS.

[Ten]

"Not really, but out bus is crowded"
--x

Outbus. Like an outhouse, but with wheels.

[Draco]

Outbus. Like an outhouse, but with wheels.

~~X

FFFF. D=
OUR. I MEANT OUR BUS.
But an Outbus would probably be really cool.

[Ten]

Or really stinky.