To Capture a Zebramole

[Cloud]

Yep, I've captured Ten. And I'm studying her for a week to figure out the mysteries of zebramoles. Namely: What do they eat? What do they like to do? How fast can they tunnel? And do they prefer checkers or Scrabble?

I'm keeping her in my cloud fortress in the sky so she can't escape and she's currently living in a steel pen with a glass roof. Don't worry, I've provided her with a bedroom, bathroom, and game room.

So I'm hoping she'll pop up here and answer my questions. :3

[Ten]

You know, the polite thing to do would be to just ask the questions, rather than resorting to molenapping.

[Cloud]

But it's fun. >.> And you get free food and your electricity bills paid.

[Ten]

Then I'll have one quesadilla de pollo con pico de gallo y guacamole, por favor.

[Cloud]

Sure. -sends out puff minion to order one- -scribbles that down as a zebramole-liked dish- What else do zebramoles like to eat?

[Ten]

Fish.

We can't really... er... catch any on our own. -looks down at claws, which aren't as flexible as fingers-

It's much easier to catch a carrot or potato.

[Cloud]

Because...-scribbles- the favored mode of movement for zebramoles...is...waddling, correct? But zebramoles are clever; do they make bargains with other creatures to get the food they want?

[Ten]

No, they get captured by folks with cloud fortresses.
You'd be surprised what you can find in a dumpster, though.

[Cloud]

...how do zebramoles climb into dumpsters? And I suspect I'm not the cbox creature you interact with.

[Ten]

"...how do zebramoles climb into dumpsters?"
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We take the elevator.


"And I suspect I'm not the cbox creature you interact with."
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I beg your pardon?