bad translator

[Ten]

"So let us look at the bottom of the screw movement."

xD whathe?

[Rebecca]

That's what I'm wondering. God I love that thing. xD

[Brain]

Hello Ten.
-Welcome to this meeting.

These are getting translated ten times.
-It is ten times the translation.

What's up?
-What is this system?

I wish I could fly!
-I fly!

What other random things should I translate?
-Translation of other random things?

This isn't being translated very badly.
-It's not a bad translation.

So I'll translate this one 25 times.
-Well, I'm 25 again.

Now it's set to max.
-Thank you.

I'm going to save the earth one day.
-It is used to maintain the peace.

That's all.
-Is.

[Ten]

Yeah, it gets the more messed up when you have a longer message and more translations... but still, "Welcome to this meeting"? x)

"So I'll translate this one 25 times.
-Well, I'm 25 again.

Now it's set to max.
-Thank you."

o.o It's like it's having a conversation with you.

[Brain]

I tried to translate the setting and got stuck on the Arabic-to-English translation every time. Before that (after only two translations) it was:

No star is located in a fictional desert. Extreme temperatures - the highest in the day and low at night. Most of the country consists of rough stone with sand and dust the surface layer. The rain pools to drink from cats. The church walls are built of stone and wood, but poor workmanship resulted in many gaps and cracks, which allows the use of light to reach. But such advice is not enough light for plants to grow, so that the cage even more barren desert outside. It is the season of light. The days are long, clean and dry. Heat than a low water supply, short tempers - and sometimes life.

As you can see, "enclosure" became "church" and "tiny hints of light" was interpreted as "advice."

[Ten]

"The rain pools to drink from cats."
--
Now that's creepy.

[Rebecca]

{But such advice is not enough light for plants to grow, so that the cage even more barren desert outside}

That's my favorite part. x3

[ginger]

"Starless is a small, unique feline play-by-post role play forum, created in August of 2008, with a plot that enables complex conflict and meaningful interaction." became...

"Mark and the role of Cat in August 2008 because of the war, especially."

I lol'd.

"this translator is funny "
"This model is interesting"

"So now I'm a model? Thank you!"
"In this stage, thank you."

"What stage are you talking about? "
"When?"

"Just a minute ago, silly. "
"Kill the question."

"I am not a murderer. "
"I am a criminal."

"What did you do"
"K"

"What kind of a crime is k"
"Crime"

This translator is very frustrating.

[Ten]

xD Don't try to have a conversation with Bad Translator. He's anti-social.

[Brain]

Hi, Translator! Is it true that you're antisocial?
-Oh, please! Like Europe, the European Union or not.

What does Europe have to do with anything?
-What, indeed, in Europe!

What is in Europe?
-What is Europe.

This isn't Jeopardy!
-Harmful?

I decided to do the welcome box.

Mark and Cat of the role in August 2008 as part of the war, especially the right to participate in all the countries want.