bad translator

[Ten]

www.conveythis.com/translation.php

After going through several dozen translations,

"How do you get to the bathroom from here?" became List,

"The flesh is weak but the spirit is willing" became Some spiritual embryo,

"The phantom of the opera is there, inside my mind" became I think opera guest,

"This translator can't get anything right" became Business,

"Nobody knows what it's like to be the bad man, behind blue eyes" became Blue - Jew, feeling good,

"The Doctor has a time machine" became This time, computer and so on,

"How many times do I have to tell you?" became What?,

"Seventy-six trombones led the big parade, with a hundred and ten cornets close at hand" became Hand and 100 76.10, ships, Aircraft,

and "I don't know what I've been told, but I think this next part is supposed to rhyme with something" became I say this, but I do not think Monday.


Try it.

[duckyaisha]

"Once upon a time your mom ate her own face and devoured souls on a daily basis."
Became- Parent body and mind.

"Epic Fail"
Became- Rafi Images

"I used to rule the world, seas would rise when I gave the word."
Became- If you want March details

"Effie Trinket would be appalled!"
Became- So, with Rafi!

"Pigs"
Became- Do

"Cephalopods are the essence of beast mode" -From Izzy
Became- Animals tshefalopods

"My bird has a Skarmory phobia."
Became- Mori to normal flight check

"Hobos sleep on my doorstep."
Must Sleeping on the roof

Oh, this is as bad as Babelfish!

[Cloud]

XD I was on that for a while. It got "we live in the village of butter" from "let's do it in peach sauce"

[Ten]

The only thing in common there is the first person plural.

[Cloud]

Said Ten the grammar guru.

[Gosh]

"I hope your new puppy is obedient!"
became "I love New People.

"I'm sorry, but your face is going to scare people."
became "But the eyes of the people Involved."

"What do you think you're doing with that pineapple?!"
became "If pineapple or not."

"Through the caverns far below our quest will lead us; onwards through the ice and snow forever more..."
became "If we see ..."

"This pie tastes absolutely, fantastically, amazingly delicious!"
became "I am very, very good!"

"You will not have known life until you have tasted a dissected frog."
became "Step 2"

...Wow.

On another note, we dissected frogs today in science! It was pretty cool.

[Ten]

"You will not have known life until you have tasted a dissected frog."
became "Step 2"

x) It amazes me how they come to such unrelated words.

[Cloud]

"why am I a duck?" became "End?"

"Roscoe is Crow's lover" became "Hruska blood"

"Crow and Rolo" became "mushrooms"

"Ten is a fluffy hobbit" became "10 and above"

"oh look, a cloud" became "Learn more."

"sleeping dogs drool" became "Blog Mucosa"

"There's a song that never ends" became "very good"

"fat chinchillas will take over the world" became "Neighbor policy, tottori world"

"You do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around, that's what it's all about" became "AKA and interest"

[Ten]

"Crow and Rolo" became "mushrooms"

I laughed out loud.
The translator thinks if you mention Crowena you must be high.

All of this is so what the heck.

[Cloud]

"in and out and far in between a rabbit was seen" became "But some countries"

"firestar is the dumbest stu ever" became "Stupid work."

"If only I could stay overhead in the airway" became "View normal operating conditions."

"Dreams are twisted things" became "Maryamajjore." Which sounds like "Mary, I'm a chore" almost.